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1. Why did the man turn 40? Because it was the perfect time to start practicing for his midlife crisis! 2. What did the man say when he turned 40? "I'm not old, I'm just chronologically gifted!" 3. How do you know when you've hit middle age? When your knees start to make more noise than your car! 4.
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Funny 40th Birthday Puns. "You're not over the hill, you're just taking a scenic route!". "At 40, you're not old, you're just 'vintage' like a fine wine.". "Life begins at 40, but so do those pesky gray hairs!". "You're now officially a classic model, just like vintage cars.". "Forty is the new thirty, but with.
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Dad: "I'm 40 now, but I still feel like a kid at heart.". His kids: "That's because you still tell dad jokes.". They say 40 is the new 30. But for dads, it's more like the new 60 when they try to dance. Dad: "I'm not old; I'm just well-seasoned.".
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14. Your son's math homework is too hard for you. 15. Men with comb-overs are starting to seem attractive. 16. When you go to a movie, you always feel the need to say "You know, theaters make all.
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Have you thought of a nice gift for me?" Billy - "Yeah, but I am not sure how to wrap a life!" » You know you are 40 when you are offered a place to sit on a bus; even more, when you take the offer. » When you turn 40, you finally start appreciating the music in the elevator! » I am not 40, I am 39.95 plus tax!
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Score: 28 So my Mom was turning 40. .. And Dad started making jokes about taking her down to the used wife lot and trading her in for two Twenty year olds. Mom's reaction? "You're not wired for 220." Score: 3 Share: We collected only funny Turning 40 jokes around the web. Enjoy the best Turning 40 jokes ever!
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May 40 be a magical year. To a special sister/brother on your 40th. Here's to another 40 years with you. Middle age: that time when you finally get your head together - then your body starts falling apart. Keep on rocking in your 4-ohs. Oh Christ, it's your 40th.
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A big list of 40th jokes, submitted and ranked by users. UPJOKE. fortieth ordinal 39th 38th anniversary 35th 50th 60th birthday 55th 49th 45th 65th 34th 36th. Search. 40th Jokes.. For their 40th birthday they go to the Lakeview restaurant because the waiters are cute and wear tight pants.
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Woman: " This is my 40th birthday, I have no friends to celebrate with and as you can see I lost both my arms and legs in an accident when I was a child. And on top of that I've never been s. upvote downvote report. This joke may contain profanity. 🤔.
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(Unless you're a raisin.) Jokes about memory loss Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't remember. Why did the duck cross the road? To get to the other side! Why did the mosquito cross the road? To get to the other side! Why did the banana cross the road? Because he was sick of being mashed! Why did Grandma cross the road? I don't remember.
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1. "Turning 40 is a piece of cake… as long as it's a double layer!" 2. If life begins at 40, you're just getting warmed up for the fun! 3. "Turning 40 doesn't mean hitting the brakes… it's all about accelerating into the next chapter!" 4. "At 40, you're like a fine wine… only getting better with age!" 5.
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46 0 40 Year Old Birthday Puns Turning 40 is like a software update for humans - expect some glitches and slower processing. At 40, you're not over the hill; you're just on a scenic route with a lot of rest stops. Happy 40th! It's not the years in your life that count, it's the questionable decisions you make.
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A middle aged man is turning 40 and he's feeling severely depressed, so he decides he'll treat himself to a prostitute. He and his companion for the evening retire to a motel room and he sits down on the side of the bed. The john starts untying his shoes and eventually slips off his socks. In utter shock, the lady of the night gasps and says.
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1. They say 40 is the new 30. Please tell that to my knees. 2. Let's drink some Red, Red Wine. Cause UB40 now. 3. I regret to inform you, but your 30s have expired. 4. May the 40s be with you. 5. You're 40! Halfway between Diapers and Depends. 6. Congrats on turning 20 for the second time. 7. Damn you make 40 look good! 8.
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Why did the person turning 40 become a crossword enthusiast? They needed a mental workout to balance out their physical aging! What's a 40-year-old's favorite type of coffee? "Decaf" - because too much caffeine might lead to palpitations. Why did the 40-year-old start collecting vintage vinyl records?
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1 40 is when the phone rings on Saturday night… And you hope it isn't for you! For more silliness beyond 40th birthday jokes, here are 50 Amazing Jokes from Comedy Legends. 2 A doctor says to his patient… "You have the body of a 20-year-old. but you should return it. You're stretching it all out of shape!"